absolute professionalism

Some people worry about their retirement, but I feel pretty sure that by the time I’m of age this sweet baby will be paying up ample.  I haven’t heard back yet from my submission to King Features Syndicate, but I figure it’ll be any day now.

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i do understand that this can’t work

mostly

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the best coffee in a can

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This is the ideal beverage for listening to my new radio show, Alabama Chrome, which airs every Saturday morning from 6-9am Pacific.  You can listen to KAOS whenever you want.

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the time has come

I’m just back from a classic bum in Civil War country.  I met this bear along the way.  He was made of wood.

If you’d like to see a comic I made, there should be a new one pretty soon on the maybeparade kickstarter.

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a comic inspired by The Homeland of Pure Joy by William Dewey

My extrapolation on a scene from the book that maybeparade is in the process of publishing.  Check out our totally awesome Kickstarter.

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get in line

Line on up to give Will Dewey a kick in the pants!  Maybeparade’s Kickstarter campaign has kicked off, and what it means for you is that it’s the only way to get my new mini-comic, which is really funny only if you’ve read Mr. Dewey’s book, The Homeland of Pure Joy.  Which you can do, soon, when maybeparade publishes it.

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tunage

 

In celebration of Curb Your Dog’s Phages and Stasis being aurally available, here’s a dude jammin’ to it.

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the rep

“I’m here for the meeting of the Forest Council? I’m here to represent man?”

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notes and notifications

Eight and A Half by Eleven Comics #14 is on the newsstands now!  Go down to your local and demand it!  Wait, don’t… I’ve done nothing to promote it, it would make me look like a jerk.  If  you don’t get one in the mail let me know and I’ll send one.

Anyway, though, it’s now distributed by maybeparade press in the big city of Portland, so I get to borrow on the prestige of fine literature, just as long as I occasionally acquiesce to renting out my characters to perform demeaning corporate work (above).

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this machine kills fashion

“I asked you a simple question and I do not think it unreasonable to expect an honest and straightforward answer: do you or do you not like my extremely high collar?”

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